Lessons in
Logic
If
your father is a poor man, it is your fate but, if your father-in-law is a
poor man, it's your stupidity.
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Practice makes
perfect...... But nobody's perfect...... so why practice?
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If it's true that we are
here to help others, then what exactly are the others here for?
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Since light travels faster
than sound, people appear bright until you hear them speak.
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How come "abbreviated" is
such a long word?
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Money is not
everything. There's Mastercard & Visa.
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One should love
animals. They are so tasty.
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Behind every successful
man, there is a woman And behind every unsuccessful man, there are
two.
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Every
man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing
in life.
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The
wise never marry. and when they marry they become otherwise.
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Success
is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
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Never
put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
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"Your future depends on your dreams" So go to sleep
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There
should be a better way to start a day Than waking up every
morning
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"Hard work never killed anybody" But why take the
risk
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"Work
fascinates me" I can look at it for hours
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God
made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.
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The
more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you
forget The more you forget, the less you know So.. why learn.
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A bus
station is where a bus stops.
A train station is where a train
stops.
On my desk, I have a work station....
what more can I say........
That�s where I stop working and send
E-mails
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