Who said car names don't have meaning

FIAT: Failure in Italian Automotive Technology.
 
 FORD: For Only Rough Drivers.
 
 HYUNDAI: Hope You Understand Nothing's Drivable And Inexpensive.... 
VOLVO: Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object.
 
PORSCHE: Proof Of Rich Spoiled Children Having Everything.
 
 OPEL: Old People Enjoying Life
 
 TOYOTA: The One You Only Trust, Always.
 
HONDA: Hanged Over, Now Driving Away.
 
BMW: Big Money Waste.
 
And the best..
 
MARUTI: Made According to Roads Users, Typically Indian.