Weekend Humor: Burial for the Dog

A dog πŸ• died and the owner took it to a pastor. He asked the pastor if he could organise a funeral service for the dead animal. Pastor: No, we can't hold a service for your dog in our church but there is a church down the street, maybe they will do it for you.
Man: But pastor will that church accept a donation of $1million

The pastor shouted "Blood of Jesus!!!" Why didn't you tell me the dog was a Christian?