A dog 🐕 died and the owner took it to a pastor. He asked the pastor if he could organise a funeral service for the dead animal. Pastor: No, we can't hold a service for your dog in our church but there is a church down the street, maybe they will do it for you.
Man: But pastor will that church accept a donation of $1million💸💸?
The pastor shouted "Blood of Jesus!!!" Why didn't you tell me the dog
was a Christian?