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KIDS IN CHURCH
3-year-old Reese :
'Our Father, Who does art in heaven,
Harold is His name.
Amen.'
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A little boy was overheard praying:
'Lord, if you can't make me a better
boy, don't worry about it.
I'm having a real good time like I am.'
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After the christening of his
baby brother in church,
Jason sobbed all the way home in the back seat of
the car.
His father asked him three times what was wrong.
Finally, the boy replied,
'That
preacher said he wanted us brought up in a Christian home,
and I wanted to
stay with you guys.'
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One particular four-year-old
prayed,
'And forgive us our trash
baskets
as we forgive those who put trash in
our baskets.'
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A Sunday school teacher asked
her children as they
were on the way to church service,
'And why is it
necessary to be quiet in church?'
One bright little girl replied,
'Because people are sleeping.'
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A mother was preparing pancakes
for her sons, Kevin 5, and Ryan 3
The boys began to argue over who would get
the first pancake.
Their mother saw the opportunity for a moral lesson..
'If Jesus were sitting here, He would say,
'Let my brother have the first
pancake, I can wait.'
Kevin turned to his younger brother and
said,
' Ryan , you be Jesus !'
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A father was at the beach with
his children
when the four-year-old son ran up to him,
grabbed his hand, and led him to the
shore
where a seagull lay dead in the
sand..
'Daddy, what happened to him?' the son
asked.
'He died and went to Heaven,' the Dad replied.
The boy thought a
moment and then said,
'Did God throw him back down?'
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A wife invited some people to
dinner..
At the table, she turned to their
six-year-old daughter and said,
'Would you like to say the
blessing?'
'I wouldn't know what to say,' the
girl replied.
'Just say what you hear Mommy say,' the wife answered.
The
daughter bowed her head and said,
'Lord, why on earth did I invite all these
people to dinner?'
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