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9 Points to Ponder

Number 9 - Death is the number 1 killer in the world.
Number 8 - Life is sexually transmitted.
Number 7 - Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.

Number 6 - Men have two emotions: hungry and horny, and they can't tell them apart. If you see a gleam in his eyes make him a sandwich.
Number 5 - Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day. Teach a person to use the internet and they won't bother you for weeks, months, maybe years.
Number 4 - Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in the hospital, dying of nothing.
Number 3 - All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism.
Number 2 - In the 60's, people took drugs to make the world weird. Now the world is weird, and people take antidepressants to make it normal.
Number 1 - Life is like a jar of mirchi chutney (hot chilly sauce). What you enjoy today might burn your ass tomorrow.

...and as someone recently said to me: Don't worry about old age; it doesn't last that long.
Mark Zuckerberg's car hit a Delhi guy's car . . .
Delhi guy in anger : Do you know who I am ?
Mark : Yes, you are Jaspal Singh, you have 237 friends out of which 37 are females and your wife doesn't know 12 of them. Last holiday you went to Thailand and there you . . .
Delhi guy : Leave it bro, it was my fault.