They say that marriage makes a man dizzy, and it's true.
As soon as I got a
wife, I lost my balance at the bank.
Men want THREE qualities in their
wives: Economist in kitchen, Artist in
home & Devil in bed.
get an Artist in kitchen, Devil in home & Economist in
Question: Why do women live longer than men?
never causes heart attacks, but paying the bill does!
: Roses are red, sky is blue. U r beautiful, & I love u.
After marriage :
Roses are dead, I'm blue. U r my headache, & one day I'll
Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with
You order what you want, then when you see what the other person
wish you had ordered that.
Man : Is there any way for long
Dr : Get married.
Man : Will it help?
Dr : No, but the thought of
a long life will never come.
Question : Why do couples hold hands during
Answer : It's a formality just like two boxers shaking hands
Wife : Darling today is our anniversary, what
should we do?
Husband : Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes.
are not married, please take due care.