MY
DOCTOR...
Let me tell you about my
doctor. He's very
good! If you tell him you want a second
opinion, He'll go out and come in
again.
~~~~~
He treated one woman
for yellow jaundice for three years
Before he realized she was
Chinese.
~~~~~
Another time, he gave a patient six months to
live.
At the end of the six months, the
patient hadn't paid his bill,
So, the doctor gave him another six
months.
~~~~~
While he was talking to
me, his nurse came in and said,
"Doctor, there is a man here who
thinks he's invisible."
The doctor
said,
"Tell him I can't see
him."
~~~~~
Another time, a man came running in the office and
yelled,
" Doctor, doctor! - my son just
swallowed a roll of film!"
The doctor calmly replied, "Well let's just wait
and see what develops."
~~~~~
One patient came in and said,
"Doctor, I have a serious memory
problem."
The doctor
asked, "When did it start?"
The man replied,
"When did what
start?"
~~~~~
I remember one time I
told my doctor
I had a ringing in my
ears.
His advice:
"Don't answer
it."
~~~~~
My doctor sure has his
share of nut cases.
One said to
him, "Doctor, I think I'm a bell."
The doctor gave him some pills and
said,
"Here, take these
-
If they don't work, give me a
ring."
~~~~~
Another guy told the doctor that he
thought
he was a deck of
cards.
The doctor simply
said,
"Go sit over there. I'll deal with
you later."
~~~~~
When I told my doctor I
broke my leg in two places,
He told me to stop going to those
places.
~~~~~
You know, doctors can
be so frustrating.
You wait a month and a half for an
appointment,
Then he says,
"I wish you had come to me
sooner."
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