My Doctor - in Humour




 



MY DOCTOR... 

Let me tell you about my doctor
He's very good! If you tell him you want a second opinion, He'll go out and come in again
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He treated one woman for yellow jaundice for three years
Before he realized she was Chinese.


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Another time, he gave a patient six months to live.
 
At the end of the six months, the patient hadn't paid his bill, 
So, the doctor gave him another six months. 
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While he was talking to me, his nurse came in and said,
 
"Doctor, there is a man here who thinks he's invisible." 
The doctor said, 
"Tell him I can't see him."
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Another time, a man came running in the office and yelled,
 
" Doctor, doctor! - my son just swallowed a roll of film!"
The doctor calmly replied, "Well let's just wait and see what develops."
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One patient came in and said,
"Doctor, I have a serious memory problem." 
The doctor asked, "When did it start?" 
The man replied, 
"When did what start?" 
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I remember one time I told my doctor
 
I had a ringing in my ears. 
His advice: 
"Don't answer it." 
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My doctor sure has his share of nut cases.
 
One said to him, "Doctor, I think I'm a bell." 
The doctor gave him some pills and said, 
"Here, take these - 
If they don't work, give me a ring."
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Another guy told the doctor that he thought 

he was a deck of cards. 
The doctor simply said, 
"Go sit over there. I'll deal with you later." 
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When I told my doctor I broke my leg in two places,
 
He told me to stop going to those places.
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You know, doctors can be so frustrating.
 
You wait a month and a half for an appointment, 
Then he says, 
"I wish you had come to me sooner."