The Two Lions-Joke by Goa CM

Joke told by Manohar Parrikar -CM of Goa at Pan IIT Meet in Pune......
 
 
Two lions escape from a zoo. One of the lions had been captured from the jungle, so he runs back to the jungle. The other was born in the zoo itself - so is basically a city-slicker. He vanishes into the city.
 
Three days later the jungle-lion is recaptured - and returned to the zoo. A month passes, then two, three..... but city-lion is not traceable! Finally, after six months the city-lion is also recaptured and brought back to the zoo. Jungle-lion is amazed to see his friend.
 
Jungle-lion: For God's sake, how were you able to evade these guys for 6 whole months?!
 
City-lion: Kuchh nahi yaar! I just went to a government department, and hid behind a huge pile of dusty files that they have there.
 
Jungle-lion: But what did you eat there?
 
City-lion: Arrey, there was an unlimited supply of government servants. Whenever I ate one, they hired five more. Nobody did any work anyway, so nobody missed the ones I ate.
 
Jungle-lion: Wow! But, then how did you get caught?
 
City-lion: Galti kar gaya yaar... On the last day I ate the chai-walla. Now, everyone missed their chai-walla & their chai! They launched a massive hunt. And I got caught!