Humorous Two-liners
Brevity is the
Soul of Wit 🤗
*Fresh Two-liners with some Genuine Observations*
:
🎉The difference between in-laws and outlaws?
Outlaws are
wanted.
🎉Alcohol is a perfect solvent:
It dissolves marriages,
families and careers.🎉A fine is a tax for doing wrong.
A tax is a
fine for doing well.
🎉Archaeologist: Someone whose career lies in
ruins.
🎉There are two kinds of people who don't say much:
Those who
are quiet and those who talk a lot.
🎉They say that alcohol kills
slowly.
So what? Who's in a hurry?
🎉Alcohol and calculus don't
mix.
Never drink and derive.
🎉One nice thing about egoists:
They
don't talk about other people.
*Some Brilliant Puns* :
1. A man
who wants a pretty nurse, must be patient.
2. A man who leaps off a
cliff, jumps to a conclusion.
3. A man running in front of a car, gets
tyred;
And a man running behind a car, gets exhausted.
4. War does
not determine who is right. It determines who is left.
5. A man who
drives like hell, is bound to get there.
6. A lion will not cheat on his
wife, but a Tiger wood!
7. Toilets are a great place to think.No wonder
they are called "Sochalayas"!!
(Modi's new catch word: Toilets (Souchalayas). But socha in Hindi means thought)