Humorous Two-liners

Brevity is the Soul of Wit 🤗

*Fresh Two-liners with some Genuine Observations* :

🎉The difference between in-laws and outlaws?
Outlaws are wanted.

🎉Alcohol is a perfect solvent:
It dissolves marriages, families and careers.🎉A fine is a tax for doing wrong.
A tax is a fine for doing well.

🎉Archaeologist: Someone  whose career lies in ruins.

🎉There are two kinds of people who don't say much:
Those who are quiet and those who talk a lot.

🎉They say that alcohol kills slowly.
So what? Who's in a hurry?

🎉Alcohol and calculus don't mix.
Never drink and derive.

🎉One nice thing about egoists:
They don't talk about other people.

*Some Brilliant Puns* :

1. A man who wants a pretty nurse, must be patient.

2. A man who leaps off a cliff, jumps to a conclusion.

3. A man running in front of a car, gets tyred;
And a man running behind a car, gets exhausted.

4. War does not determine who is right. It determines who is left.

5. A man who drives like hell, is bound to get there.

6. A lion will not cheat on his wife, but a Tiger wood!

7. Toilets are a great place to think.No wonder they are called "Sochalayas"!!

(Modi's new catch word: Toilets (Souchalayas). But socha in Hindi means thought)