They say that marriage makes a man dizzy, and it's true.
As soon as I got a
wife, I lost my balance at the bank.
Men want THREE qualities in their
wives: Economist in kitchen, Artist in
home & Devil in bed.
But they
get an Artist in kitchen, Devil in home & Economist in
Bed.
Question: Why do women live longer than men?
Answer: Shopping
never causes heart attacks, but paying the bill does!
Before marriage
: Roses are red, sky is blue. U r beautiful, & I love u.
After marriage :
Roses are dead, I'm blue. U r my headache, & one day I'll
kill
u.
Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with
friends.
You order what you want, then when you see what the other person
has, you
wish you had ordered that.
Man : Is there any way for long
life?
Dr : Get married.
Man : Will it help?
Dr : No, but the thought of
a long life will never come.
Question : Why do couples hold hands during
their wedding?
Answer : It's a formality just like two boxers shaking hands
before the
fight begins!
Wife : Darling today is our anniversary, what
should we do?
Husband : Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes.
If you
are not married, please take due care.
