FIAT: Failure in Italian Automotive Technology.
FORD: For Only Rough Drivers.
VOLVO: Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object.
PORSCHE: Proof Of Rich Spoiled Children Having Everything.
OPEL: Old People Enjoying Life
TOYOTA: The One You Only Trust, Always.
HONDA: Hanged Over, Now Driving Away.
BMW: Big Money Waste.
And the best..
MARUTI: Made According to Roads Users, Typically Indian.