Clever Signages!!

A sign in a shoe repair store: "We will heel you,  We will save your sole,
We will even dye for you!"

Sign over a Gynaecologist’s Office :   "Dr. George, at your cervix";

At an Eye Clinic : "If you don't see what you're looking for, You've come to the right place.”;

On a Plumber's truck : "We repair what your husband fixed”;

On an Electrician's truck : "Let us remove your shorts”;

In a Non-smoking Area :  "If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and will take appropriate action”;

On a Maternity Room door : "Push. Push. Push.”;

At a Car Dealership : "The best way to get back on your feet - miss a car payment.”;

At the Electric Company :  "We would be delighted if you send in your payment on time. However, if you don't, YOU will be de-lighted.”;

In a Restaurant window :  "Don't stand there and be hungry;  come on in and get fed up.”;

In the front yard of a Funeral Home : "Drive carefully.  We'll wait.”;

Last but not least and you will LOVE THIS..........

Sign on the back of  Septic Tank Truck :

"Caution - This Truck is full of Political Promises"