God’s Wings
The Two Lions-Joke by Goa CM
Joke told
by Manohar Parrikar -CM of Goa at Pan IIT Meet in
Pune......
Two lions
escape from a zoo. One of the lions had been captured from the jungle, so he
runs back to the jungle. The other was born in the zoo itself - so is basically
a city-slicker. He vanishes into the city.
Three days
later the jungle-lion is recaptured - and returned to the zoo. A month passes,
then two, three..... but city-lion is not traceable! Finally, after six months
the city-lion is also recaptured and brought back to the zoo. Jungle-lion is
amazed to see his friend.
Jungle-lion: For God's sake, how were you able to
evade these guys for 6 whole months?!
City-lion: Kuchh nahi yaar! I just went to a
government department, and hid behind a huge pile of dusty files that they have
there.
Jungle-lion: But what did you eat
there?
City-lion: Arrey, there was an unlimited supply
of government servants. Whenever I ate one, they hired five more. Nobody did any
work anyway, so nobody missed the ones I ate.
Jungle-lion: Wow! But, then how did you get
caught?
City-lion: Galti kar gaya yaar... On the last day
I ate the chai-walla. Now, everyone missed their chai-walla & their chai!
They launched a massive hunt. And I got
caught!
Quotes 71 - Forgveness
"To forgive is the highest, most beautiful
form of love. In return, you will receive
untold peace and happiness."
- Dr. Robert Muller
An Irish Joke for the Day!
An Irishman goes
into the confessional
box
after years of being away from the Church.
He is amazed to find a fully equipped bar with Guinness on tap. On the other wall is a dazzling array of the finest cigars and chocolates.
Then the priest comes in.
Excitedly, the Irishman begins..."Father, forgive me, for it's been a very long time since I've been to confession, but I must first admit that the confessional box is much more inviting than it used to be."
The priest replies, "Get out. You're on my side!"
He is amazed to find a fully equipped bar with Guinness on tap. On the other wall is a dazzling array of the finest cigars and chocolates.
Then the priest comes in.
Excitedly, the Irishman begins..."Father, forgive me, for it's been a very long time since I've been to confession, but I must first admit that the confessional box is much more inviting than it used to be."
The priest replies, "Get out. You're on my side!"
4 Sunday C - Homily and Illustrations
Michel de
Verteuil
General Comments
General Comments
The incident related in today’s gospel story is a precious
moment of grace for the people of Nazareth, one that we too experience from
time to time – Jesus invites them to stop hiding behind their false identity
and come to the truth of themselves.
Barnabas prayer points for persecution spots
Christmas – Many Christians killed in Christmas attacks
Six people were killed by gunmen at a church service in Maiduguri, Borno state on Christmas Eve. Then another six worshippers were killed, and two injured, in Siri village, Yobe state, in a shooting at a church service in the early hours of Christmas Day. The pastor was amongst those killed.
At this time Christians were not safe even in their own homes; a number were killed in Musari, on the outskirts of Maiduguri, when suspected Boko Haram militants broke into their homes early in the morning on 28 December.
3 Sunday - Liturgy
Only The Liturgical prayers and introductions for the 3rd Sunday. Homily is posted further down. TK
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Introduction
by the Celebrant
A. Proclaiming Liberty To Captives In
church we often hear the words "salvation" or "redemption."
These technical words sound difficult and remote. Jesus, whose name means
"God saves," tells us today what this "saving" means: He
came to bring us freedom and liberation from all that alienates us from God and
people and to make us capable of liberating one another. Indeed we are created
and born to be free. That is the Good News he brings us. Let Jesus here among
us make us free sons and daughters of God.
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