Joke told
by Manohar Parrikar -CM of Goa at Pan IIT Meet in
Pune......
Two lions
escape from a zoo. One of the lions had been captured from the jungle, so he
runs back to the jungle. The other was born in the zoo itself - so is basically
a city-slicker. He vanishes into the city.
Three days
later the jungle-lion is recaptured - and returned to the zoo. A month passes,
then two, three..... but city-lion is not traceable! Finally, after six months
the city-lion is also recaptured and brought back to the zoo. Jungle-lion is
amazed to see his friend.
Jungle-lion: For God's sake, how were you able to
evade these guys for 6 whole months?!
City-lion: Kuchh nahi yaar! I just went to a
government department, and hid behind a huge pile of dusty files that they have
there.
Jungle-lion: But what did you eat
there?
City-lion: Arrey, there was an unlimited supply
of government servants. Whenever I ate one, they hired five more. Nobody did any
work anyway, so nobody missed the ones I ate.
Jungle-lion: Wow! But, then how did you get
caught?
City-lion: Galti kar gaya yaar... On the last day
I ate the chai-walla. Now, everyone missed their chai-walla & their chai!
They launched a massive hunt. And I got
caught!
