My Doctor - in Humour

MY DOCTOR...  Let me tell you about my doctor. He's very good! If you tell him you want a second opinion, He'll go out and come in again.  ~~~~~ He treated one woman for yellow jaundice for three years Before he realized she was Chinese.

Kids in Church

KIDS IN CHURCH 3-year-old Reese : 'Our Father, Who does art in heaven, Harold is His name. Amen.' ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Did you Know? Facts - Biology & Nature

Advent 1 C - Dec 2 - Homilies

ADVENT 1 C – DEC 2 -HOMILIES

 

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Thomas O'Loughlin

Introduction to the Celebration

Today we begin Advent. This is the period when we prepare to celebrate the coming of the Christ among us two millennia ago, but we also believe that he is coming among us now and so we have to be prepared to receive him, and we know that he will come again at the end of time and we have to prepare the world for his coming. Everything we do as Christians is related to these three comings. So let us reflect on how it is because he first came that we are here at the Eucharist today; gathered now we ask pardon of our sins that we might be prepared for his second coming in this Eucharist; and as a community let us pray that we will be ready to stand before him when he comes again in glory.

Recall Notice

The Maker of all human beings (GOD) is recalling all units manufactured, regardless of make or year, due to a serious defect in the primary and central component of the heart. This is due to a malfunction in the original prototype units code named Adam and Eve, resulting in the reproduction of the same defect in all subsequent units.

Quotes 50 - Together

"Alone we can do so little;
together we can do so much."
- Helen Keller

Best Husband's Award Goes to -----

Marriage 7.7.7. Before and After - Humour

Marriage 7 7 7

Marriage Relationship -Ppt

Marriage 4 Relationships

Holy Alphabet

The Holy Alphabet… It is Beautiful…

 

Whoever came up with this must have had some Divine guidance!

Although things are not perfect
Because of trial or pain
Continue in thanksgiving
Do not begin to blame
Even when the times are hard
Fierce winds are bound to blow
God is forever able
Hold on to what you know
Imagine life without His love
Joy would cease to be
Keep thanking Him for all the things
Love imparts to thee
Move out of ‘Camp Complaining’
No weapon that is known
On earth can yield the power
Praise can do alone
Quit looking at the future
Redeem the time at hand
Start every day with worship
To ‘thank’ is a command
Until we see Him coming
Victorious in the sky
We’ll run the race with gratitude
Xalting God most high
Yes, there’ll be good times and yes some will be bad, but …

Zion waits in glory … where none are ever sad!