A.A.A.D.D.- KNOW THE SYMPTOMS! - Humor
Thank goodness there's a name for this disorder.
Age-Activated Attention Deficit Disorder.
This is how it manifests:
I decide to water my garden.
As I turn on the hose in the driveway,
I look over at my car and decide it needs washing.
This is real "Body" of Christ Example
For Kerala a Muslim man, a Catholic priest brings the gift of life
Shaju Philip : Thiruvananthapuram
Fr Sebastian (L), RASAD MUHAMMAD
Diagnosed with chronic kidney disease a year-and-a-half ago, 30-year-old
Rasad Muhammad's hope of living had sunk with each passing day as a donor
remained elusive. Until last month, when his saviour appeared suddenly — in the
form of a Christian priest he had never met before.
Father Kidangathazhe Sebastian, 41, will donate one of his kidneys to Rasad
so he can live. Preparations are under way, and the transplant surgery is likely
to be performed next month.
Does God Exist? Ask the Barber - Story
The Barber Shop
A man went to a barbershop to have his hair cut and his beard trimmed. As the barber began to work, they began to have a good conversation and talked about so many things and various subjects. When they eventually touched on the subject of God, the barber said: “I don’t believe that God exists.”
Socratic Testing for gossip
In ancient Greece, Socrates was reputed to hold knowledge in high esteem. One day an acquaintance met the great philosopher and said, “Do you know what I just heard about your friend?”
Hold on a minute,” Socrates replied. “Before telling me anything I’d like you to pass a little test. Its called the Triple Filter Test.
Triple filter?
Hold on a minute,” Socrates replied. “Before telling me anything I’d like you to pass a little test. Its called the Triple Filter Test.
Triple filter?
That’s right, Socrates continued. Before you talk to me about my friend, it might be a good idea to take a moment and filter what you’re going to say. Thats why I call it the triple filter test. The first filter is Truth. Have you made absolutely sure that what you are about to tell me is true?
A fleeing Taliban terrorist - It's only a joke!!!
A fleeing Taliban
terrorist, desperate for water, was plodding through the Afghan desert when
he saw something far off in the distance.
Hoping to find water, he
hurried toward the mirage, only to find a very frail little old Jewish man
standing at a small makeshift display rack - selling
ties.
The Taliban terrorist
asked, "Do you have water?"
Body and Blood of Christ 2013 - Homilies and Stories
Corpus Christi – 2013
Thomas O’Loughlin
Introduction to the Celebration
Introduction to the Celebration
Since the very first days of the church — before St Paul had
set out on his journeys or any of the gospels were written — our brothers and
sisters have been gathering every week for this sacred meal. But when we
routinely do anything, we often lose sight of just how wonderful it is. So
today we are reflecting on just how wonderful it is to be called by the Lord to
gather in his presence, to be his guests at his table, and to eat and drink
from his wonderful bounty. In this banquet we become one with Christ, and are
transformed into being his Body, and his Blood flows in all our veins giving us
the strength to be his witnesses in the world and the life that never ends.
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