AD SENSE

My Doctor - in Humour




 



MY DOCTOR... 

Let me tell you about my doctor
He's very good! If you tell him you want a second opinion, He'll go out and come in again
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He treated one woman for yellow jaundice for three years
Before he realized she was Chinese.

Kids in Church






KIDS IN CHURCH
3-year-old Reese :

'Our Father, Who does art in heaven,
Harold is His name.

Amen.'

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Did you Know? Facts - Biology & Nature




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Advent 1 C - Dec 2 - Homilies


ADVENT 1 C – DEC 2 -HOMILIES
 
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Thomas O'Loughlin

Introduction to the Celebration

Today we begin Advent. This is the period when we prepare to celebrate the coming of the Christ among us two millennia ago, but we also believe that he is coming among us now and so we have to be prepared to receive him, and we know that he will come again at the end of time and we have to prepare the world for his coming. Everything we do as Christians is related to these three comings. So let us reflect on how it is because he first came that we are here at the Eucharist today; gathered now we ask pardon of our sins that we might be prepared for his second coming in this Eucharist; and as a community let us pray that we will be ready to stand before him when he comes again in glory.

Recall Notice




The Maker of all human beings (GOD) is recalling all units manufactured, regardless of make or year, due to a serious defect in the primary and central component of the heart.
This is due to a malfunction in the original prototype units code named Adam and Eve, resulting in the reproduction of the same defect in all subsequent units.

Quotes 50 - Together



"Alone we can do so little;
together we can do so much."
- Helen Keller