Funny but heart opening life facts…

👉Airports have seen more affectionate kisses than Wedding Halls..

👉The walls of Hospitals have heard more sincere prayers than the walls of Temples, Masjids & Churches…

👉Good Days or Bad Days depend on your thinking. What you call ” Suffocation” in local train becomes an “Atmosphere” in Disco…

Weekend Humor: Burial for the Dog

A dog 🐕 died and the owner took it to a pastor. He asked the pastor if he could organise a funeral service for the dead animal.

Chinese Doctor and American Lawyer

A Chinese Doctor can't find a job in a Hospital in the US, so he opens a clinic and puts a sign outside 'GET TREATMENT FOR $20 - IF NOT CURED GET BACK $100.' An American lawyer thinks this is a great opportunity to earn $100 and goes to the clinic. Lawyer: "I have lost my sense of taste." Chinese: "Nurse, bring medicine from box No. 22 and put 3 drops in patient's mouth." Lawyer: "Ugh. this is kerosene."

Hilarious African Student - Must watch

Weekend Humor on our Current Intolerance

A man at the Mumbai zoo sees a tiger getting loose and attacking a
woman! He fights the tiger and kills it with his knife and it dies!

Newspapers report "LOCAL HERO SAVES LADY FROM TIGER " .

Later the man was interviewed, he says "I'm not an Indian"
.
Report changed "Foreign Hero Saves lady from tiger" .

When further questioned the man says: . "Actually I'm a Pakistani ."

Breaking News: .  "Terrorist killed Innocent tiger which was playing with a Girl.."

A Little on the Lighter Side - Quotes

Children Are Quick

TEACHER: Why are you late? STUDENT: Class started before I got here. -------------------------------------------------------- TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America .. MARIA: Here it is. TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America? CLASS: Maria. ____________________________________ TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.

*Good one liners on faith in a lighter vein.

From What'sAPP community:

1. There was a church that had problems with outsiders parking in
its parking lots, so they put up a sign:*

CHURCH CAR PARK - FOR MEMBERS ONLY  :  Trespassers will be baptized !

2. "No God - No Peace. Know God - Know Peace."

Incredible India - More Ironies

Vegetarians deciding what kind of meat non-vegetarians should eat……

Bachelors deciding how many kids women should bear….

Straights deciding on limits of gay lovemaking…..

Ironies That Can Only Exist In India

India is a land of contradictions. While most of these contradictions arise from societal and economic issues, quite a few of them arise from our hypocritical attitude as well. The problem is that while all of us want these problems to disappear, we still stick to our “chalta hai” attitude and let things be as they are, waiting for someone else to clean up our mess. Ironical isn’t it. These things are even more so.

a. A BLACK CAT passing by the crossroad can stop hundreds of people what a RED LIGHT on traffic signal has failed to do for long time!!
b. Indians are obsessed with screen guards on their smartphones even though most come with scratch proof Gorilla Glass but never bother wearing a helmet while riding their bikes.

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Fear of Sundays - Church Humour

To make it possible for everyone to attend church next Sunday, we are going to have a special "No Excuse Sunday."
Cots will be placed in the foyer for those who say, "Sunday is my only day to sleep in."
There will be a special section with lounge chairs for those who feel that our pews are too hard.
Eye drops will be available for those with tired eyes from watching TV late Saturday night.

I have questions!-Humour

Why isn't the number 11 pronounced onety-one?

If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea...does that mean that one out of five enjoys it?

 

 

 

 

Why do croutons come in airtight packages?

Aren't they just stale bread to begin with?

Why boys need strict Fathers...Humour

No DNA Test Required - in Photos

No DNA test needed!

 

Brother Juniper - Cartoons

NEW STYLE OF GREETINGS IN INDIA - HUMOUR

A very apt description of INDIA TODAY

                    May your happiness increase like Petrol Price,
                    May your sorrow fall like the Indian Rupee, and
                    May your joy spread in your heart like
                    Corruption spreads in India ?!!!

Husband of the year Awards - Humour

The honorable mention goes to:
The United Kingdom
 

If someone calls you a donkey----

If a person calls you a donkey, don't care a darn about it. If four people call you a donkey, go, get yourself a saddle.


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The Haircut - Humour

One day a florist 

went to a barber for a haircut.  After the cut, he asked about his bill, and the barber replied, 'I cannot accept money from you; I'm doing community service this week.'  The florist was pleased and left the shop.  When the barber went to open his shop the next morning, there was a 'thank you' card and a dozen roses waiting for him at his door.

Who said car names don't have meaning

FIAT: Failure in Italian Automotive Technology.

 

 FORD: For Only Rough Drivers.

 

 HYUNDAI: Hope You Understand Nothing's Drivable And Inexpensive....